About Us

Belief is simply the act of holding a certain thought to be true.  At Faith by Proxy we hold the beliefs for you.

Let’s face it, some religious claims are difficult for the average human to accept, and believing in competing faiths is nearly impossible.

Our state-of-the-art computer systems are able to hold multiple mutually exclusive beliefs simultaneously, opening the gateway to true multi-faith devotion.

We are dedicated to ensuring the salvation of as many people as possible.  Our systems are designed to hold beliefs on your behalf, allowing you to receive all the benefits of actually holding the beliefs yourself, without the need for you to personally believe any of it!

We don’t require weekly attendance, in fact – we don’t have weekly, or even monthly sermons. Preachers generally use sermons as a method of reinforcing beliefs which you would probably doubt if they didn’t tell it to you over and over again.  Since our systems hold beliefs with unwaivering certainty, no sermons are required.

Our advanced computer systems are capable of holding several mutually exclusive beliefs simultaneously, increasing your odds of salvation to nearly 100%!

Our mission is to spiritually uplift our worldwide community, and work towards a greater good. We are tireless in our efforts to expand our systems to support new religions and new superstitions.  We help those seeking spiritual enlightenment put their fruitless effort aside and concentrate on living this life while they can.

You take care of your life, we’ll handle the higher power.

Our organization serves people of all races, creeds, and religions. We do not discriminate.