Mr T has an extremely distictive look with his well known Mohawk, absurd amounts of gold jewelry, and his bad guy image. He is best known for playing B.A. Baracus in the A Team television show, and he also had roles in Rocky III, his own television reality show, a cartoon, starred as a professional wrestler, and much more. Before acting, he started as a bouncer and then worked as a body guard for some of Hollywood’s biggest stars. Dressing like Mr T is easy, and excellent for costume parties, Halloween, and just about anytime you want a laugh. Let’s start with the foot wear. Foot wear is simple. He wore heavy work boots. In a pinch a pair of worn shoes can be used. Pants are similarly easy. A pair of camouflage pants will do, and are inexpensive. Otherwise a pair of khakis or even jeans, preferably heavily worn, will work well. A military style vest or actually any vest will do. Ripping the sleeves off a jean jacket is always stylish as well. Preferably wear no shirt underneath, but if it’s cold, a long sleeved T shirt can be worn. Any solid color is fine. You’ll want lots of gold jewelry, but real gold is expensive, so unless you already own some, get lots of costume jewelry fro m just about anywhere. Look in discount shops in the jewelry and the toy sections too. Ok, we are up to the fun part, your hair. I suggest you get a real Mohawk, but that’s not always practical. For example it doesn’t work for bald men. You can buy a wig designed for that Mr T look cheaply many places, and that will do! It will be hard not for people to know who you are dressed like, and you are vitually assured of laughs!
As many of you many have heard, the NFL is starting to reconsider their stance on their awful overtime rules. To establish these rules, they have brought in the foremost expert on how to handle situations like this, Donovan McNabb. McNabb is famous for his lack of knowledge on the rules of overtime, specifically the the rule on ties. Where the rule is that a game will end in a tie if the time in overtime runs out, McNabb thought that the game would continue on until someone won, saying “I didn’t even know you could tie.” To fix these holes in the rulebook they have offered McNabb the floor on his wisdom for how to fix them.
First and foremost, there will no longer be any ties. If the overtime exceeds the time of the clock, then the victor will be decided by a dance competion between the head coaches of each team. Of course, McNabb will be the one to judge these dance-offs since he is the leauge’s foremost expert on busting a move.
Secondly, to appease the critics, a team cannot simply kick a field goal in order to win the game. Instead they must either score a touchdown or make a dropkick. Of course this rule has caused many to speculate that Doug Flutie will come out of retirement and be one of the most valuable players in the leauge, since he is the only player in NFL history to ever make a dropkick.
Finally, instead of coinflips the receiver of the ball will be determined by setting lose a pigeon onto the field. The side which the pigeon chooses to join will be granted the first possession in overtime. This rule of course was influenced by Al Davis, since he knows the power that pigeons have.
The Mormons are back and hotter than hell. Back for it’s 3rd year, the popular and controversial 2010 calendar features 12 hunky returned Mormon missionaries who served full-time missions for The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
