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According to most religions, failing to worship the correct God could result in eternal torment.
But, with over 10,000 religions currently practiced worldwide* the average believer has only a 0.0001% likelihood of falling into the correct religion by chance! Statistically speaking, that means your chances of suffering in Hell are 99.9999%, a near certainty!
Unfortunately the necessity of faith means there is no way to be completely certain whether or not you are following the correct religion. That means following any religion puts you in serious danger of risking Hellfire!
Theologians and philosophers have debated this issue for centuries. Priests, Rabbis, TV Evangelists, and Witchdoctors all offer advice on how to please their God, but they ignore the potential wrath of every other God.
Most churches limit themselves to serving one denomination, one religion, and only one God.
This is a risky gamble due to the vast number of world religions, and the multiple denominations found in every faith (Christianity alone has 33,830 distinct denominations*).
Nearly every religion claims to be the “only true religion,” and most use threats of supernatural punishment to frighten people away from becoming unbelievers.
The human mind is incapable of believing two or more mutually exclusive claims. This forces adherents of one religion to exclude other possible Gods from their beliefs, and (if some other religion happens to be true) such an exclusion could force even the most devout believer into an eternity of torment.
HOW FAITH BY PROXY WORKS:
Many religions are based on some form of “proxy salvation,” the idea that an action applied to or by another person can affect your eternal soul.
Ancient Jews practiced a form proxy salvation when they would kill animals as “sin offerings” to appease their God. The animals were not the ones who had sinned, but God didn’t care. As long as something was punished, he could forgive you.
Christian denominations are based on “damnation-by-proxy,” the idea that Jesus suffered for your sins and went to Hell in your place. Just like in the previous example, Jesus was not guilty of any sin, but God then doesn’t really care about guilt or innocence. The fact that someone else was punished for your actions allows you to escape punishment completely.
And nearly every Christian religion practices “cannibalism-by-proxy,” in which communion wafers take the place of human flesh, and wine takes the place of human blood.
Some religions also practice “baptism-by-proxy,” an act in which one person is baptized on behalf of another. God supposedly recognizes the act as if the person himself had been baptized.
As you can see, the idea of one person standing in for another in order to gain the benefit of a religious experience is not a new concept. We at Faith by Proxy we have taken it one step farther by applying these same principles to religion and faith itself.
Belief (n): the act of holding a certain thought or idea to be true.
Faith (n): believing something without evidence to support it
Let’s face it, in this modern world, some religious claims are difficult to accept. Even those with blind-faith will find believing in competing religions nearly impossible.
Here at Faith by Proxy we hold the beliefs for you.
Unlike the human mind, our state-of-the-art computer systems are able to hold multiple mutually exclusive beliefs simultaneously, opening the gateway to true multi-faith devotion.
At Faith by Proxy we are dedicated to ensuring the salvation of as many people as possible.
Our systems are designed to hold beliefs, on your behalf, with unwavering faith. This allows you to receive all the benefits of actually holding the beliefs yourself, but without the need for you to personally believe any of it!
If you feel the need to pray, our custom e-Prayer system will help you send prayers to the God(s) of your choice – even Gods you may not have previously known about. By sending your prayers to multiple Gods, you increase the likelihood of reaching one that actually exists!
Atheists, freethinkers, agnostics, and other skeptics can also benefit from Faith by Proxy. Our advanced computer systems are capable of doubting religious beliefs just as well as they believe them. In fact, we can be skeptical and devout simultaneously!
Thanks to Faith by Proxy, everyone can now live their life without giving a second thought to religion!
* Source: World Christian Encyclopedia
In reality, no single religion could guarantee us a place in Heaven. In the end, what matters is how we a treat other people.,-`
You are going to burn in HELL!!!!!!
And don’t come back with “I don’t believe in hell” because I know that’s what your thinking.
Of course I believe in Hell. I created Faith by Proxy in order to save as many souls as I can from all possible Hells.
Pastor J
I’m concerned about the fact that you have no Scripture to back up any of your beliefs. Anyone can make up a false doctrine aside from the Word of God. Jesus said “I am THE WAY the truth and the life no man cometh unto the Father but by me.” Nobody gets to heaven unless they accept Jesus Christ as there personal Savior. Luke 13:5 “Except ye repent ye shall all like wise perish.” You will perish if you do not have a change of mind (repentance) and turn to Christ. 1Corinthians 10:9 “That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus and believe in thine heart that God hath raised Him from the death thou shalt be saved.” Many will end up as the rich man who “in hell he lifted up his eyes being in torments.”(Luke 16:23) You people are preaching something other than Christ Jesus crucified and resurrected and here is what the Bible says about you: Galatians 1:7-8 “there be some that trouble you and would pervert the gospel of Christ. But though we, or an angel from heaven preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you let him be accursed.”
Hello Brother Therrien,
Thank you for expressing your concern. Rest assured, the entire Faith by Proxy system is built upon Judeo-Christian principles laid out clearly in the Hebrew Bible and the New Testament. Ancient Israelites practiced proxy salvation though the use of animal sacrifices and scapegoats. The animals killed had not actually committed any sins, they were punished in place of the sinful people. The animals took the punishment, the humans reaped the reward. The sacrifices were literally punishment-by-proxy.
The New Testament carries the same theme, but with a human sacrifice instead of an animal sacrifice. The human (Jesus) was punished for sins he did not commit, so other people could reap the reward. Quite literally salvation-by-proxy.
Every time Christians take communion, they are participating in a form of cannibalism-by-proxy, where bread and wine are eaten in place of actual human flesh and blood.
Proxy salvation is nothing new. At Faith by Proxy we’re not taking Jesus’ place or preaching against him, we’re building upon his ministry and following in his footsteps. We believe, like you do, that someone else can do all the effort while you reap the reward.
Letting us believe for you gives you more time to concentrate on your family and friends, and allows you to more thoroughly enjoy this life because you no longer need to be concerned with the afterlife. No more wondering if you are a member of the correct church or following the correct teachings, because we can hold complete faith in all religions simultaneously for you. With over 10,000 religions currently practiced worldwide, your odds of being in the correct religion are only 0.0001%, which means without Faith by Proxy, your odds of suffering in Hell are 99.9999%.
Don’t risk it.
Thank you,
Pastor J
Not to make this a long drawn out heated debate but in response to your claims of proxy faith in the Bible:
The Old Testament sacrifices were never for the forgiveness of sins. They were a symbol of faith in a Savior coming to “shed His blood.” Hebrews 10:11 “And every priest standeth daily ministering and offering oftentimes the same sacrifices which can never take away sins.” Secondly, you’re almost right on the New Testament “theme.” That Human was also 100% God in the flesh. God had to pay our sin debt because no one else could have lived perfect and been the perfect sacrifice. He was also 100% man because MAN broke God’s law, MAN owes the sin debt, so MAN would have to pay the sin debt. Which is why faith by proxy doesn’t work. For me to get someone else to heaven, I can’t just merely have enough faith to go around. They have to accept the sin debt Christ paid, or pay it themselves with an eternity in Hell. Communion is not cannibalism or salvation so that is irrelevant. 2Cor 5:10 “For we must all appear before the judgement seat of Christ.” If you’re right, which I do not believe you are, you will be the cause of multitudes of people going to Hell when they die. If I’m right, no skin off my back. In turn, I’m not the one risking it, you are.
My dear misguided soul, Faith by Proxy does not ask anyone to deny the godhood of Jesus, or the validity of his sacrifice. In fact, our systems can believe in all 33,830 Christian denominations simultaneously, regardless of their contradictory beliefs. It would take you over 92 years to investigate every denomination, assuming you were able to investigate a new denomination every day. And after all that time, you would have only investigated 1 of the 10,000 religions practiced worldwide.
Our services allow you to have faith in all denominations, in every religion. If we are right, then your odds of being sent to Hell without our services are 99.9999%. Imperfect humans are unable to believe contradictory claims, there is no way for you to increase this percentage on your own. By holding the beliefs for you, our system eliminates that problem, and allows us to save countless souls from the fiery pits of Hell.
Our system also eliminates the problem of doubt. Many Christians find it difficult to believe stories about a God who needed to impregnate a teenage girl with himself in order to sacrifice his only-begotten self to his un-begotten self before he could forgive his imperfect creations for their imperfections. Simply doubting the truthfulness of this account is enough to warrant spending eternity in the torture chamber God created for those who doubt his word. With our systems we believe everything with 100% certainty, so doubt is no longer an issue.
I strongly encourage you to consider letting us believe for you, so you can continue living your life to the fullest, confident that your beliefs are as strong as ever, and that all possible Gods and belief systems are satisfied.
Pastor J
I already have believed on the Lord Jesus, so there is nothing more you could possibly do for me. I’m going to heaven and I am 100% sure I am, because the Bible says so. “whosoever believeth in Him SHALL NOT PERISH, BUT SHALL HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE.” I’m going to stand on God’s promise. Also, since when do you have to give up your life to believe in something? Sir, do you know what God said “Life” is? Let me show you… John 17:3 “And THIS IS LIFE ETERNAL that they might know thee the only true God, and Jesus Christ whom thou hast sent.” Life without the Lord Jesus is not life at all. I’m sorry but you will never find in the Word of God where someone said “What must I do to be saved?” and someone answered, “Nothing, because I believe for you.” It is false doctrines like these that send countless multitudes to Hell. I hope you will one day denounce all of your heresies and accept the Lord Jesus as Savior, then get people to heaven the right way, by sharing the gospel.
Brother Therrien,
I am very concerned for your soul. Your arrogance about your eternal position is putting you in jeopardy of eternal torment. I do not wish to see you in the Lake of Fire, but I fear your pride is blinding you from the truth. Combined with your lack of Biblical knowledge, you are in a very dangerous position.
I wish I could say this is unusual, but unfortunately it’s not. Many professed “Christians” are not familiar with their holy text, most have not even read it. (Of course, if the Bible were easy to understand, there wouldn’t be 33,830 Christian denominations, right?!)
The verse you are looking for is Acts 16:30-31 “And brought them out, and said, Sirs, what must I do to be saved? And they said, Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house.“
Paul clearly states that the jailer can save his entire household if he believes in Jesus Christ. Paul doesn’t say that his entire household must individually come to Christ. In those days, a “household” would include slaves, laborers, etc. A “household” would not be limited by blood or DNA, so there is no reason to believe the same criteria can not be applied on a larger scale. At Faith by Proxy we have simply opened our “household” to accommodate everyone interested.
I understand that you feel you are in the correct religion, and in the correct denomination; however, I must ask: How many of the 33,830 Christian denominations have you honestly investigated? How many of the 9,999 non-Christian religions have you studied? Have you read the entire Bible? What about the Koran? The Book of Mormon? The Bhagavad Gita?
With such a limited knowledge of the variations of your own religion, and almost no knowledge of any other religion, how can you risk your eternal soul on such a poorly investigated conclusion?
I strongly encourage you to humble yourself, admit your lack of knowledge and become a member of our “house.” Allow us to remove the stress and worry about your afterlife and your eternal salvation.
Your friend,
Pastor J
If what you believe is true, why is it that in the Parable of the Ten Virgins that the wise virgins didn’t have enough for the wise and the foolish?
If I’m supposed to put my faith in you, wouldn’t that make you my God? The BIble and the Koran both say not to have any other god’s before God.
The parable of the Ten Virgins is an excellent example of why Faith by Proxy is so important. The wise Virgins took their oil and their lamps, the foolish virgins took their lamps but no oil. The wise virgins didn’t have enough oil to share, so the foolish virgins were forced to return to town to purchase more oil, and the bridegroom returned while they were gone. The “wise” virgins cared only for their own salvation, and never intended to help the others, they carried only the smallest amount of oil necessary for themselves.
If the virgins had allowed a volunteer to carry their oil for them, then none of them would have needed to return to town, and none would have missed the bridegroom.
Thank you for the wonderful example.
Pastor J
I am far from God, I am merely God’s servant. I don’t claim to have created the universe, I am simply a man who wants to help his fellow man avoid the torments of Hell. Every possible Hell.
Pastor J
No, not make you “God.” If I am to put my faith in you (or “your faith”), then I am relying on you (or “your faith”) for salvation making you my god.
Out of curiosity though, where do you get your beliefs? Christianity uses the Bible, as a standard/ guideline for their beliefs. Muslims use the Koran, and so on… What sacred text, if any, do you use to be so sure that you can believe for everyone? Simply curiosity.
Faith is simply the act of believing something is true without any evidence to support it. As a human your ability to have faith is limited. You may find it difficult to believe in talking snakes, or you may find the story of Lot difficult to accept. Perhaps you have seen too much evidence for evolution to accept the idea of a creator. You may have no problem accepting the Koran, but you find the Bible impossible to believe. Our systems can hold any belief with unwaivering certainty, even contradictory beliefs. You no longer need to worry about doubts, because you won’t need to worry about holding the beliefs yourself. If you’re skeptical, that’s okay. All belief practices include the belief that Faith by Proxy works, so we can believe that for you as well.
At Faith by Proxy we strive to serve all belief systems without judgment. If you want to believe that I am your God, we can believe that for you as well. It’s a strange request since I have no supernatural powers and do not claim to be a God, but I am not one to judge.
The idea of using a proxy so one person can gain the benefits of religious experience through the actions of another is not a new concept, its laid out in the Hebrew Bible, the Christian New Testament, the Koran, the Bhagavad Gita, and others. At Faith by Proxy we simply apply these same principles to religion and faith itself.
Pastor J
But isn’t that blind faith? The Bible tells the Christian that what they believe is true, therefore they can say “What we believe is true because GOD said so.”. The Koran tells Muslims that what they believe is true therefore they can say “What we believe is true because ALLAH said so.”. What tells you that you can build a system and everyone goes to heaven by accepting it? From what I can tell, the only basis for your belief in your system is your word. If i were to become one you, so to speak, and I ever doubted that your system woks, the only thing I have to assure me that what I believe is true and your system does work, is YOUR word, “because Pastor J said the system works”, if you will. My question is what is the basis and foundation in the faith you put in your system and how can I be sure it is true, other than the fact that you say it is?
Christians who say “What we believe is true because GOD said so.” are being dishonest or are deceived themselves. They don’t know that their beliefs are true, they believe they are. A more accurate proclamation of faith would be “We believe that what we believe is true because the BIBLE says so.” Likewise an honest Muslim would say: “We believe that what we believe is true because the KORAN says so.”
The Bible and the Koran are books written by people, as are all holy books. The claims were made by people. The only basis for anyone’s religious faith is the word of another person. You can accept the word of Muhammad, the word of Paul, the word of Joseph Smith, the word of L. Ron Hubbard, etc. Or, you can use the systems at Faith by Proxy to accept them all.
Pastor J
Those books/prophets all claim inspiration from God. That is why they are so heavily relied on. You on the other hand do not claim to get your religious beliefs about proxy faith from any type of inspiration from God. The Bible actually says “all scripture is given by inspiration of God.” That word “inspiration” literally means God breathed. God told the men what to write. “But holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.” In fact, Christians call the Bible “the Word of God.” That means they believe they are God’s words. So, the questions remain, where is your inspiration from God? Did God tell you that proxy faith works? Or is this just a man-made religion. And please, don’t criticize the Bible or the Koran again to answer this question. I need a straight answer if I am to put my faith in you.
I’m not asking you to put your faith in me, I’m offering to hold your faith for you. There is a significant difference, which I will explain in a minute.
I didn’t realize pointing out that the Bible and the Koran were written by people would be considered “criticism,” I thought that was a well understood fact. If you were under some other impression, then I sincerely apologize for any unintentional offense I may have caused.
Any account of someone being inspired is at best hearsay, at worst it’s a deliberate lie. Inspiration is necessarily first person. The claims of inspiration in the Bible and other holy books are simply that: claims. Claims made by people who may or may not have been inspired. You have a written account, but you can’t be sure if the author was honestly inspired, honestly mistaken, or intentionally dishonest.
When you base your faith in the Bible, you are basing your faith on unverifiable claims made by regular people like you and me (although probably not as well educated). I’m not saying this as a criticism, but as a fact. If I said God inspired me to create Faith by Proxy, you would have no way to determine if I was actually inspired, honestly mistaken, or if I was being intentionally dishonest. Likewise, if I said God did not inspire me to create Faith by Proxy, you would have no way to determine if I had knowingly been inspired but did not want to admit it, had actually had been inspired without realizing it, or if I really hadn’t been inspired at all.
That is precisely why Faith by Proxy is so important. Our systems can simultaneously believe all the claims of inspiration made in every holy text, every self-proclaimed prophet, and any other belief simultaneously.
For example: Earlier you wanted to believe I was God, now you want to believe that I am inspired by God. Those two claims are contradictory, and it would be impossible for you to truly hold both beliefs. If I were to ask you to put your faith in me, you would be required to choose one or the other, you could not accept both beliefs as you have expressed the desire to do. On the other hand, our system would have no problem holding both beliefs despite the fact that it is impossible for both to be true.
I hope this clarifies things for you.
Pastor J
How does one become a part of your system?
actually it doesn’t matter what Religion you may have, as long as you treat the other person right.:*,
You simply let us know what you would like us to believe for you. You do so using the sign up form.