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According to most religions, failing to worship the correct God could result in eternal torment.

But, with over 10,000 religions currently practiced worldwide* the average believer has only a 0.0001% likelihood of falling into the correct religion by chance!  Statistically speaking, that means your chances of suffering in Hell are 99.9999%, a near certainty!

Unfortunately the necessity of faith means there is no way to be completely certain whether or not you are following the correct religion.  That means following any religion puts you in serious danger of risking Hellfire!

Theologians and philosophers have debated this issue for centuries. Priests, Rabbis, TV Evangelists, and Witchdoctors all offer advice on how to please their God, but they ignore the potential wrath of every other God.

Most churches limit themselves to serving one denomination, one religion, and only one God.

This is a risky gamble due to the vast number of world religions, and the multiple denominations found in every faith (Christianity alone has 33,830 distinct denominations*).

Nearly every religion claims to be the “only true religion,” and most use threats of supernatural punishment to frighten people away from becoming unbelievers.

The human mind is incapable of believing two or more mutually exclusive claims. This forces adherents of one religion to exclude other possible Gods from their beliefs, and (if some other religion happens to be true) such an exclusion could force even the most devout believer into an eternity of torment.
HOW FAITH BY PROXY WORKS:

Many religions are based on some form of “proxy salvation,” the idea that an action applied to or by another person can affect your eternal soul.

Ancient Jews practiced a form proxy salvation when they would kill animals as “sin offerings” to appease their God. The animals were not the ones who had sinned, but God didn’t care.  As long as something was punished, he could forgive you.

Christian denominations are based on “damnation-by-proxy,” the idea that Jesus suffered for your sins and went to Hell in your place.  Just like in the previous example, Jesus was not guilty of any sin, but God then doesn’t really care about guilt or innocence.  The fact that someone else was punished for your actions allows you to escape punishment completely.

And nearly every Christian religion practices “cannibalism-by-proxy,” in which communion wafers take the place of human flesh, and wine takes the place of human blood.

Some religions also practice “baptism-by-proxy,” an act in which one person is baptized on behalf of another.  God supposedly recognizes the act as if the person himself had been baptized.

As you can see, the idea of one person standing in for another in order to gain the benefit of a religious experience is not a new concept. We at Faith by Proxy we have taken it one step farther by applying these same principles to religion and faith itself.

Belief (n): the act of holding a certain thought or idea to be true.

Faith (n): believing something without evidence to support it

Let’s face it, in this modern world, some religious claims are difficult to accept. Even those with blind-faith will find believing in competing religions nearly impossible.

Here at Faith by Proxy we hold the beliefs for you.

Unlike the human mind, our state-of-the-art computer systems are able to hold multiple mutually exclusive beliefs simultaneously, opening the gateway to true multi-faith devotion.

At Faith by Proxy we are dedicated to ensuring the salvation of as many people as possible.

Our systems are designed to hold beliefs, on your behalf, with unwavering faith. This allows you to receive all the benefits of actually holding the beliefs yourself, but without the need for you to personally believe any of it!

If you feel the need to pray, our custom e-Prayer system will help you send prayers to the God(s) of your choice – even Gods you may not have previously known about.  By sending your prayers to multiple Gods, you increase the likelihood of reaching one that actually exists!

Atheists, freethinkers, agnostics, and other skeptics can also benefit from Faith by Proxy. Our advanced computer systems are capable of doubting religious beliefs just as well as they believe them.  In fact, we can be skeptical and devout simultaneously!

Thanks to Faith by Proxy, everyone can now live their life without giving a second thought to religion!

* Source: World Christian Encyclopedia